There Are Moms Way Worse Than You
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A hilarious and reassuring gift for every mom: because we’re all doing the best we can, and the natural world is filled with moms worse than you!
A mom giraffe is pretty nice until the fetus drops. She’ll birth a newborn baby calf, then kick him ’til he walks. Whenever you feel guilty that you haven’t cleaned the house: Sexton beetles raise their kids in a decomposing mouse. A koala mom will feed her kids her own poop. Yes, poop. Panda moms will abandon one twin because raising two is, well, just too much. And every now and then a cuddly little hamster mom will —yup— eat her newborn pups. These and other true facts from the animal kingdom offer a hilarious reality check on what constitutes “good parenting."
We will happily accept returns or exchanges on full-price, unworn, unwashed, unaltered merchandise with tags within 14 days of the purchase date. Merchandise must be received back in the store within 14 days of the purchase date. Returns are subject to a $10 return shipping fee. Exchanges do not incur a return shipping fee. All Sale merchandise is FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange. Please do not use shoe boxes to ship footwear--footwear and shoe box must be shipped within a larger box. Footwear must include the original shoe box in its original condition, without postage labels.